Meet The Agresticans

Business is hard work and if you want to get it done without losing the spark that makes you great you have to keep your sights set on what is truly important:  People.  Our crew is lined end to end with brilliant, forward-thinkers who manage to get the job done every single day while racking up the kind of belly laughs in an average shift that most people can only hope for in a good year.  We take our work seriously.  We place enormously high demands on ourselves.  We take our customers' needs seriously. We take compliance seriously.  But we don't take ourselves too seriously.  We care for each other and for the people we invite into our stores every day.  And when we get down to the nitty-gritty, what sets us apart as a team is that we are devoted to one another - we have each others' collective backs.

What sets us apart is that we are a family.

We'd like to introduce you to The Agresticans.

 Erik Winn

Erik Winn

The Driving Force

Erik is the impassioned cannoisseur.  His love for cannabis spans decades, and his knowledge about cannabis - from cultivation to ingestion - is the most comprehensive you'll find anywhere.  He's worked seven days a week for years bringing you the most lovingly tended plants and the most scientifically sound growing practices.  This guy has a handle on everything - if you have a question about how to turn the tiny kernel of a seed into a crop that rocks you back on your heels, this is the guy you're looking for.

If knowledge is power, you have found the mighty force right here.  Email with any questions.

 Kayla Dunham

Kayla Dunham

The bureau-cat

This industry is a Jenga tower of rules upon rules upon rules.  It's critical to have someone around who knows both knock knock jokes and the line by line requirements of 100 pages of OAR 845.  If you want to find out the rules down to the minutest point, Kayla's your girl.  Her motivation to stay compliant is almost embarrassingly goody-two-shoes. 

To make up for it, her most favorite sound in the world is involuntary laughter, and her favorite part of each day is listening to her Agresticans booming their heart-felt laughs from across the building.

 GG May & Kevin

GG May & Kevin

The Bawss

You really never know how life is going to play out.  For instance, Mistress GG and her cohort, Kevin, didn't know how much finesse it would take to rock their fun-loving and wildly competent business management skills into a casual cannabis entrepreneurship.  But here we are!  Meggan May is the master of all things staff-related, and she does more of the behind the scenes work to keep us going than you'd believe one person has time for.  She makes sure we value the staff we have, and keeps us firmly in touch with how incredibly unique every single member of our team is.

So much of what we do is appreciating our team's wildly unconventional work styles.  It keeps the fun levels high as can be.


 Jesse

Jesse

If you could come up with your own strain name what would it be?

Ashla (light side of the force) would be a Sativa strain. Bogan (dark side of the force) would be an Indica strain.

What is your perfect Sunday?

Wake and Bake with my darlin. Chilling and drawing with my smaller darlin. Videogames with me.

 Do you have a short blurb you want to include?

There is more underneath the surface.

 Keana

Keana

What are five things you keep in your fridge/pantry?

Coffee, creme for the coffee, filters to filter the coffee, cups to put the coffee in, this is all we need.

If you could come up with your own strain name what would it be?

Crushing Pressure, because that’s what I feel trying to name things.

Do you have a short blurb you want to include?

I am the bone puppet who runs The Agrestic’s blog and Twitter account.

 Lane

Lane

Would you rather have a kangaroo pouch with a tiny kangaroo inside, or would you rather be tiny living in a kangaroo pouch?

I totally want my own pouch with a Kangaroo in it. I just imagine a situation where it’s late, I’m walking down the street, minding my own business, when out of a dark alley a nefarious individual appears. My super awesome Kangaroo companion immediately smells the danger and springs into action. He launches himself from my pouch flying directly at my attacker. Before they have any chance to respond… BOOM! Kangaroo kick to the FACE!!


 Megz

Megz

Would you rather have a kangaroo pouch with a tiny kangaroo inside, or would you rather be tiny living in a kangaroo pouch?

Be that Kanga Kangaroo yo! Joey’s are the CUTEST things ever and to experience what a mother Kangaroo goes through during that first year of their young’s life.

If you could come up with your own strain name what would it be?

Green Goddess – Green Cush x Dream Lotus

 Sarah

Sarah

If you became President of The World, what would be the first law you would change or write?

I would make it global law that everyone has to take care of each other and the planet. And if you don’t you have to drink Ayahuasca tea and sit in a healing circle with people like Deepaka Chapora and Jose Stevens until you find the love. Lol.

Do you have a short blurb you want to include?

I like pie.

 Tim

Tim

Do you have a short blurb you want to include?

A man takes a shovel to his mind.

His shirt lies dirty and forlorn upon the posted boundary.

He moves Earth with callus and blood.

Culling the flowers that hide.

Breaking the roots that bind.

He digs to purify.

He digs for truth.

The man doesn't find what he's looking for, but isn't surprised.


 Tim

Tim

What is your favorite way to enjoy cannabis and why?

My favorite way to enjoy cannabis is dabs. I often like to enjoy cannabis by just looking at it but when it comes to actually using it, probably dabs.

What strain matches best with your body/lifestyle that you have found so far?

AK-47 because Stockton is life. 209!!!

What is your idea of a “perfect” Sunday?

Solving world hunger, bringing democracy to Cuba, reinstituting of the Ado-Gawa Treaty of 1948, and maybe a couple dabs. 

 Daniel

Daniel

Would you rather have a kangaroo pouch with a tiny kangaroo inside, or would you rather be tiny living in a kangaroo pouch?

I would have a pouch with a kangaroo, raise it as my own child, teach it Kung Fu, name it Chi, Lai, Yun, Yee, or Tsun, and we would move to the land of Tao and live out the rest of our days combating the forces of evil.

You have been given an elephant, what do you do with it?

Train it to build greenhouses and plant starts! Imagine it using a trowel in it’s trunk!! :D

Diana and Ferdinand

What is your idea of a “perfect” Sunday?

Waffles & Kayaking, on a drizzly winter day, drying off at a coffee shop in front of the fire.

 

You have been given an elephant, what do you do with it?

Let her free range my backyard, play with the chickens, hang out with the dog and cats, ride her if she's willing. Yeah, I hope she'd wanna do some yoga moves together!   


 Kacey

Kacey

Do you have a short blurb you want to include?

Hey I'm Kacey. I've lived in Corvallis since 2012, but I've been coming here to visit family all my life. I was raised in Boise, ID but I really love Corvallis. I got my B.S. in Chemical Engineering in 2016 and now I'm kind of taking some time to myself. I started using cannabis as a teen, and I lived in the Emerald Triangle for a little bit, too. My parents smoked growing up so I learned about it at a young age. I like disc golfing, crocheting, and cooking. When I'm tending I like to stay calm, keep it simple, and give customers their space.

 Shayne

Shayne

What is your favorite way to enjoy cannabis and why?

Disc Golf joints!  Friends and my favorite hobby, what’s not to like?

You have been given an elephant, what do you do with it?

Well, first things first, is that I name him Peter and then climb on up and smoke a joint cause I can do that now.  Secondly, he’d make the best Disc Golf Caddy able to carry all my discs, beer, cannabis, and food.

 Alex

Alex

What is your best memory involving consumption of cannabis!?

My best friend and I had smoked a bowl and tried to play halo: Reach. The game kept telling us “we did not have the recommended maps to play” so we take the game out, turn off the console, the whole nine yards, trying to get the game to play. We eventually give up because we are so stoned. Defeated, we eat an entire family sized pizza and pass out. The next morning we start up the game and hit the “A” and it let us play the game. We were so angry with our selves we couldn’t stop laughing.


 Liz

Liz

What is your best memory involving consumption of cannabis!?

Watching ‘Pineapple Express’ with a close friend and smoking whenever they smoked in the movie (while eating pizza!)

Would you rather have a kangaroo pouch with a tiny kangaroo inside, or would you rather be tiny living in a kangaroo pouch?

I would rather be a wolf.

If you could come up with your own strain name what would it be?

Captain Ripley 

 Krysten

Krysten

If you could only choose one song to be played when you walked into a room for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Hakuna Matata

You have been given an elephant, what do you do with it?

Ride it everywhere!! And love it always!

What is your best memory involving consumption of cannabis?

The very first harvest of my own crop – there is something so completely satisfying about growing your very own medicine, and knowing just what products and how much time and love went into it.

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