Horatio Baker

Taking The Hit: Agrestican Haikus Part 5

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A double feature of haikus today! Both of the poems featured today were authored by Horatio Baker. If you want to read previous Agrestican Haikus that we've written click here. 

 

Agrestic

Grown weeds in the field

are an affront, it is said;

yet here are flowers.

 

 

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Diving Deep

When I breath in fire,

It's a cool euphemism

for doing the weeds.

 

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Taking The Hit: Agrestican Haikus Part 4

We've cooked up a new batch of haiku's for you to enjoy!

Check out other haikus we've written here. 

 

Hell's Fire OG grown by Renegade Roots

I've Found That Even With All the Time in the World, You Only Have Two Hands

by Horatio Baker

 

With two instruments

I can create symphonies

but not without friends

 

An Arden Tree by Dan

 

Unbent, Unbroken,

A birch beautifully bedecked -

Lignifying sight

Phantom Kush grown by Renegade Roots

 

Heavy Metal by Horatio Baker

 

I can eat fish but,

sometimes I'm mercurial,

It's lead to problems.

 

 

Spring by Yami

 

Allergies are back

With a vengeance it would seem

Ready the tissue 🤧

Purple Pez grown by Renegade Roots

 

Philanthropist

by Horatio Baker


I can pick-up trash

to make my world a good place.

Except Saturdays.

 

 

Blackberry by Devin

 

Blackberry smells nice

It tastes like blackberry too

Smooth smoke and yummy

 

Tangerine Peel grown by Renegade Roots

Wordsmith's Conundrum

by Horatio Baker

 

Wit, honed to a tip

Can cut through the thickest skin;

On both its edges.

                                                              

Taking The Hit: Agrestican Haikus Part 3

Our Agresticans have written some new haikus! Check out other haikus we've written here.

 

Vietnamese Black grown by Dicot Farms

Build by Dan

 

Build a shield to last

Arrows and slings will never stop

So keep your guard up

 

 

Cookies Kush grown by 45th Parallel Farms

 

Memento Mori

by Horatio Baker

 

What doesn’t kill you

Weakens what was left behind

For those yet to come

 

Shangri-La grown by Cascade Valley Cannabis

 

 

Weak Spot by Abbey

 

A dragon can fall

Lycanthropes don't like silver

You can't stop Abbey

 

 

 

Purple Kush grown by Applegate River Roots

 

Stockton by Yami

 

Children of Stockton

Donny and Tim, Nick and Nate

209 Sunshine ☀️

 

                                                              

Taking The Hit: A Poem ~ Afternoon Walk

Afternoon Walk

Hell's Fire OG grown by Renegade Roots

 

Meandering down the unfolding ivory tongues

that nestle into the roses, whose teeth like thorns

make one wistful for the ways of needles and pins.

Closing my eyes to the beautiful threat,

I hear ocean waves emit from creeping machines

 

that suckle hardened tar with the ignorance of a child.

Light flooding in, the sky reflects from the chilled windows

and in that moment, all of the world seemed within reach.

Taking The Hit: Agrestican Haikus Part 2

Our creative Agresticans have written us some Haikus. Here's a collection of them! Check out other haikus we've written here.

 

Lemon OG grown by Dicot Farms

 

ARITHMETIC BY YAMI

 

Ode to Diego

Fernando and Randy too

Thanks for all the math

 

 

 

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STRONGER

BY HORATIO BAKER

 

Without silver spoon

I shall fashion one from steel

Finding it stronger.

 

 

 

 

 

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BLUE DRAGON DESERT FROST

BY DIANA

 

THE best CBD

Oh Blue Dragon Desert Frost

By Yerba Buena

 

Worth every penny

Potent medicine indeed

Let us puff puff peace  

 

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LATE AGAIN BY KRYSTEN

 

This haiku will do,

Since I forgot to write my

last product review