Horatio Baker

Taking The Hit: Agrestican Haikus Part 5

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A double feature of haikus today! Both of the poems featured today were authored by Horatio Baker. If you want to read previous Agrestican Haikus that we've written click here. 



Grown weeds in the field

are an affront, it is said;

yet here are flowers.



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Diving Deep

When I breath in fire,

It's a cool euphemism

for doing the weeds.


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Taking The Hit: Agrestican Haikus Part 4

We've cooked up a new batch of haiku's for you to enjoy!

Check out other haikus we've written here. 


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I've Found That Even With All the Time in the World, You Only Have Two Hands

by Horatio Baker


With two instruments

I can create symphonies

but not without friends


An Arden Tree by Dan


Unbent, Unbroken,

A birch beautifully bedecked -

Lignifying sight

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Heavy Metal by Horatio Baker


I can eat fish but,

sometimes I'm mercurial,

It's lead to problems.



Spring by Yami


Allergies are back

With a vengeance it would seem

Ready the tissue 🤧

Purple Pez grown by Renegade Roots



by Horatio Baker

I can pick-up trash

to make my world a good place.

Except Saturdays.



Blackberry by Devin


Blackberry smells nice

It tastes like blackberry too

Smooth smoke and yummy


Tangerine Peel grown by Renegade Roots

Wordsmith's Conundrum

by Horatio Baker


Wit, honed to a tip

Can cut through the thickest skin;

On both its edges.


Taking The Hit: Agrestican Haikus Part 3

Our Agresticans have written some new haikus! Check out other haikus we've written here.


Vietnamese Black grown by Dicot Farms

Build by Dan


Build a shield to last

Arrows and slings will never stop

So keep your guard up



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Memento Mori

by Horatio Baker


What doesn’t kill you

Weakens what was left behind

For those yet to come


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Weak Spot by Abbey


A dragon can fall

Lycanthropes don't like silver

You can't stop Abbey




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Stockton by Yami


Children of Stockton

Donny and Tim, Nick and Nate

209 Sunshine ☀️



Taking The Hit: A Poem ~ Afternoon Walk

Afternoon Walk

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Meandering down the unfolding ivory tongues

that nestle into the roses, whose teeth like thorns

make one wistful for the ways of needles and pins.

Closing my eyes to the beautiful threat,

I hear ocean waves emit from creeping machines


that suckle hardened tar with the ignorance of a child.

Light flooding in, the sky reflects from the chilled windows

and in that moment, all of the world seemed within reach.

Taking The Hit: Agrestican Haikus Part 2

Our creative Agresticans have written us some Haikus. Here's a collection of them! Check out other haikus we've written here.


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Ode to Diego

Fernando and Randy too

Thanks for all the math




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Without silver spoon

I shall fashion one from steel

Finding it stronger.






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Worth every penny

Potent medicine indeed

Let us puff puff peace  


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This haiku will do,

Since I forgot to write my

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