Announcement: Winberry, Orchid, and Quill Price Drop

Good news everyone! The Agrestics are lowering our prices on all Winberry Farms and Orchid Essential cartridges. The new prices are as follows:

Dutch Treat 1g distillate cartridge produced by Orchid Essentials

Winberry:

  • 1/2g Cartridge: M$33.33 / R$40

  • 1g Cartridge: M$50 / R$60

Orchid:

  • 1/2g Cartridge - M$32.50 / R$39 

  • 1/2g Kit - M$40 / R$48 

  • 1g Cartridge - M$54.17 / R$65

  •  1g Kit - M$60.83 / R$73

Quill:

  • 3/4g Disposable Vape Pen: M$35 / R$42

Taking The Hit: 1:1 Tangos Mixed Sour Fruit Bites from Lunchbox Alchemy

1:1 Tangos, Mixed Sour Fruit Bites from Lunchbox Alchemy

These fruit bites were helpful for relaxation and falling asleep. They have a similar taste to the candy “Sour Patch Kids” and the product contains a variety of flavors like strawberry, blood orange, and green apple.  I took these on a trip with me because I knew I wouldn’t be able to smoke but I still wanted some form of cannabis to help relax. However I am a frequent cannabis user so I was initially skeptical of this edible reaching my tolerance, but it did with flying colors! One full gummy was able to help me to relax and fall asleep before bed and in the middle of the night. So if you’re looking for a smokeless experience that induces relaxation and sleep, check out these 1:1 sour Tangos fruit bites! 

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Taking The Hit: Blue Dream Blunts produced by Toking Blunts

Blue Dream, two pack of 2.5g hemp blunts from Toking Blunts

Toking Blunts are a treat to be shared and enjoyed together.  They appear to be cigars, with their large size (2.5g each), dark brown rolling paper, and fancy emblem wrapped around the crutch side.  Despite a price that comes out around $6.25 per gram, the flower had all the rich sweetness I expect from Blue Dream - I was surprised to get such a nice flavor from a preroll - an experience my smoking buddy echoed.  There was a sweetness to the paper as well - a sugary taste as if the paper had been coated in simple syrup.  It was a strange, but ultimately pleasant addition.

After enjoying a little under a quarter of the joint between the two of us, we set off on a walk around town.  The high was a jaunty element to our walk, but the effects were mainly cerebral and heady.  We giggled as we explored anew the town we'd lived in for years.  Around midnight, about 30-45 minutes after smoking, a deluge of munchies hit like the smell of bacon on a Saturday morning.

With few options at such a late hour, we made our way to good ol' Micky D's where we found the lobby closed.  So we made the only reasonable choice - we stood in line at the Drive-Thru (a busy drive-thru, with cars in front and behind).  After being refused service on account of our glaring lack of a vehicle, we found ourselves scarfing burritos at Riva's.

For a fun and carefree evening of simple thought and questionable choices, Blue Dream Tokin' Blunts fit the bill perfectly.  Just make sure you have some snacks at the ready!

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My Emergency Wakeup Alarm by Alex

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Waking up is a struggle.

Luckily I have a back up alarm. My phone alarm goes off every morning and I don’t always wake up from it. 

Without fail, my kitten curls up on my chest and begins to purr.

If that doesn't wake me up, he will give me little smooches and place a paw on my face until I wake up for work. 

However, if I do wake up from my phone alarm, the kitten snuggles make me fall back asleep.

So my emergency alarm sometimes backfires, but it's okay, he is cute anyways.

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Taking The Hit: Banner #5 and 9lb Hammer x Cinex Extracts from Beehive Extracts

I got to try a couple strains from Beehive recently and I wanted to review and compare them. I had the Banner #5 and the 9lb Hammer x Cinex.

Banner #5 produced by Beehive Extracts

Banner #5

They said this one was a shatter but it definitely wasn't. Right when I opened the package I could tell it was starting to bond with the paper, so I bought a little silicone dab slick for it. Once I finally got it all in the container it had a whipped consistency, and it dried up a lot over the next week. The flavor was not unpleasant, but not enjoyable either. It had notes of pine and diesel but it wasn't overly strong so it was hard to distinguish. The high was heady and cloudy, good for just getting the job done when you want to get high, or forgetting what you walked in the room for every. single. time.

9lb Hammer x Cinex

I was indeed very satisfied with this one. They also said this was a shatter but it's more like a pull & snap. But it was much easier to get off the paper so I didn't hold it against them this time. The flavor was awesome, it had the classic 9lb Hammer flavor: fruity and sweet with some citrus, and the Cinex seemed to add a floral component. The high was mostly in the body, gentle and calm, great for a movie night and snuggling up on the couch.

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Lesser Known Cannabinoids: CBN, CBC, and CBG

CBN Transdermal Patch made by Mary’s Medicinals

CBN: Cannabinol, or CBN, is a cannabinoid that is created from THC as it ages and degrades. CBN works primarily as a sedative agent, but it has also shown properties of being an anticonvulsant, an anti-inflammatory agent, and having antibiotic properties. As a topical product, CBN may help with conditions such as psoriasis and treating burns. CBN is about a ¼ as potent as its precursor THC, and the degradation of THC into CBN can be sped up by exposing cannabis to light and heat. 

CBC: Cannabichromene, or CBC, is a non-intoxicating cannabinoid that acts similarly to the cannabinoid CBD. One of the most abundant cannabinoids, CBC’s effects manifest as strong inflammation reduction and stimulates THC’s analgesic pain-relieving properties. CBC has also shown promising effects on increasing the viability of neural stem cell progenitor cells. This means that CBC can help the cells that create neural stem cells stay alive, which in a cascading effect helps brain function to stay healthy and fight disease. 

Chem 4 OG 1/2g Distillate Cartridge produced by EVOLVD and grown by Phoenix Rising Farm

CBG: Cannabigerol, or CBG, is another non-intoxicating cannabinoid that works to reduce pain, inflammation, and redness in the skin. The receptors that CBG stimulate suggest that CBG may also work to relax muscles and as an anti-depressant agent. Additionally, CBG has moderate anti-fungal effects and is remarkably effective against MRSA (methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus). Promising studies also show that CBG in high doses destroy cancerous cells, most effectively against breast and prostate cancers.  

Source: “Cannabis Phytocannabinoids.” Advances in Pharmacology: Cannabinoid Pharmacology, by David Kendall et al., vol. 80, Academic Press, 2017, pp. 77–79.

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The Agrestic Cannamas Gift Set!

The Agrestic Cannamas Gift Set

Cannamas came early! Still need a present for that special someone? Or maybe you deserve a gift all to yourself? Whoever it's for, we've done all the hard work for you!

Childproofed and pre-wrapped, these cannagifts contain a wide variety of products hailing from nearly every section of our store. In each package you'll find a liquid edible Enjoy shot, a gram of our very own Renegade Roots flower in a glass stash jar, a 1/2g Solsgreen Asteroid pre-roll (these pre-rolls contain a potent mix of flower, kief, and oil), a 1/4 gram disposable vaporizer cartridge from Green Dragon Extracts, and either a trial sized .5mL vial of Empower Bodycare's famous Topical Relief Oil OR a rejuvenating lip balm from Medicine Farm Botanical.

The products in each package are sorted into Sativa, Sativa Hybrid, Indica Hybrid, and Indica collections. Making it easy to pick a set that's tailored to your giftee.

On sale for M $41.67 / R $50, our Cannamas Gift Sets are only here as long as supplies last, so come on down to either of our locations to claim yours!

Deal of the Day! 10.10.18

Agrestic North's Deal of the Day is Durban Poison! Durban Poison is a 100% Sativa South African Landrace strain grown by Revel Farms. On sale for R $10.80 / M $9 from R $12 / M $10, Durban Poison tests at 21.96% THC.

Agrestic South's Deal of the Day is Kings GG#4! Kings GG#4 is a Sativa hybrid strain grown by Kings Cannabis. On sale for R $13.20 / M $11 from R $14.40 / M $12, Kings GG#4 tests at 25.9% THC.

Tight Dojo grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: Green Moon Cheese, Palpatine, Crater Lake, Golden Lemons, Slymer, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: Green Moon Cheese, Mickey Kush, and Taffie!

Deal of the Day! 10.09.18

Agrestic North's Deal of the Day is Crater Lake! Crater Lake is a 50/50 Hybrid strain grown by our sister farm Renegade Roots. On sale for R $7.20 / M $6 from R $8.40 / M $7, Crater Lake tests at 13.86% THC.

Agrestic South's Deal of the Day is Jack Herer! Jack Herer is an 80% Sativa strain grown by Rebel Spirit. On sale for R $10.80 / M $9 from R $12 / M $10, Jack Herer tests at 19.76% THC.

Tight Dojo grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: Green Moon Cheese, Palpatine, Crater Lake, Golden Lemons, Slymer, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: Green Moon Cheese, Mickey Kush, and Taffie!

Deal of the Day! 10.02.18

Taffie grown by Renegade Roots

Agrestic North's Deal of the Day is Green Moon Cheese! Green Moon Cheese is a 75% Indica strain grown by our sister farm Renegade Roots. On sale for R $7.20 / M $6 from R $8.40 / M $7, Green Moon Cheese tests at 15.6% THC and 0.1% CBD.

Agrestic South's Deal of the Day is Taffie! Taffie is an Indica hybrid strain grown by Renegade Roots. On sale for R $6 / M $5 from R $7.20 / M $6, Taffie tests at 15.3% THC.

APC grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, Palpatine, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: APC (1:1 THC/CBD),  Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, and Taffie. 

Taking The Hit: Golden Lemons grown by Renegade Roots

Golden Lemons grown by Renegade Roots

This is such a great strain, and the best I’ve seen from Renegade so far. It has a great lemony flavor profile and hits hard at 22% for less than $10 a gram. I recommend this to most customers looking for a value or just a good indica hybrid. I can speak to the indica lean too, its very relaxing and my boyfriend actually doesn’t like it for that reason. I love indicas though, so... sucks for him I guess. It’s a great buy and I would definitely get it again.

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Deal of the Day! 10.01.18

Jaeger OG grown by Hillside Herbs

Agrestic North's Deal of the Day is Jaeger OG! Jaeger OG is an 80% Indica strain grown by Hillside Herbs. On sale for R $8.40 / M $7 from R $9.60 / M $8, Jaeger OG tests at 19% THC and 0.23% CBD.

Agrestic South's Deal of the Day is Green Moon Cheese! Green Moon Cheese is a 75% Indica strain grown by our sister farm Renegade Roots. On sale for R $7.20 / M $6 from R $8.40 / M $7, Green Moon Cheese tests at 15.6% THC and 0.1% CBD.

Palpatine grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, Palpatine, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: APC (1:1 THC/CBD),  Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, and Taffie. 

Deal of the Day! 09.30.18

Animal Mints grown by Higher Minds Horticulture

Agrestic North's and Agrestic South’s Deal of the Day is Animal Mints! Animal Mints is an Indica hybrid strain grown by Higher Minds Horticulture. On sale for R $15.60 / M $13 from R $16.80 / M $14, Animal Mints tests at 24.8% THC and 0.1% CBD.

Golden Lemons grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, Palpatine, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: APC (1:1 THC/CBD),  Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, and Taffie. 

Deal of the Day! 09.22.18

Agrestic North's Deal of the Day is Platinum Huckleberry Cookies! Platinum Huckleberry Cookies is an Indica hybrid strain grown by Higher Minds Horticulture. On sale for R $15.60 / M $13 from R $16.80 / M $14, Platinum Huckleberry Cookies tests at 27.7% THC and 0.21% CBD.

Agrestic South's Deal of the Day is Golden Lemons! Golden Lemons is an Indica hybrid strain grown by our sister farm Renegade Roots. On sale for R $7.20 / M $6 from R $6 / M $5, Golden Lemons tests at 22.12% THC.

Hell's Fire OG grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, Palpatine, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: APC (1:1 THC/CBD),  Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, and Taffie. 

Deal of the Day! 09.21.18

Agrestic North's Deal of the Day is Tangieland! Tangieland is a Sativa hybrid strain grown by Cascade Valley Cannabis. On sale for R $8.40 / M $7 from R $9.60 / M $8, Tangieland tests at 21.4% THC and 0.75% CBD.

Agrestic South's Deal of the Day is Jelly Breath! Jelly Breath is a 50/50 Hybrid strain grown by Higher Minds Horticulture. On sale for R $15.60 / M $13 from R $16.80 / M $14, Jelly Breath tests at 22.5% THC and 0.19% CBD.

Hell's Fire OG grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, Palpatine, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: APC (1:1 THC/CBD),  Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, and Taffie. 

Deal of the Day! 09.20.18

Agrestic North's Deal of the Day is Taffie! Taffie is a Indica hybrid strain grown by The Agrestic’s farm Renegade Roots. On sale for R $6 / M $5 from R $7.20 / M $6, Taffie tests at 15.3% THC.

Agrestic South's Deal of the Day is SOG Orphan OG Love! SOG Orphan OG Love is an Indica Hybrid strain grown by Sons of Agronomy. On sale for R $13.20 / M $11 from R $14.40 / M $12, SOG Orphan OG Love tests at 24.96% THC.

Hell's Fire OG grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, Palpatine, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: APC (1:1 THC/CBD),  Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, and Taffie. 

Deal of the Day! 09.19.18

Rogue Valley Wreck flower grown by Hillside Herbs

Agrestic North's Deal of the Day is Rogue Valley Wreck! Rogue Valley Wreck is a 50/50 hybrid strain grown by Hillside Herbs. On sale for R $7.20 / M $6 from R $8.40 / M $7, Rogue Valley Wreck tests at 17% THC.

Agrestic South's Deal of the Day is Moo Moo Princess! Moo Moo Princess is a Sativa strain grown by Renegade Roots. On sale for R $6 / M $5 from R $7.20 / M $6, Moo Moo Princess tests at 14.64% THC.

Hell's Fire OG grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, Palpatine, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: APC (1:1 THC/CBD),  Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, and Taffie. 

Deal of the Day! 09.18.18

Agrestic North's Deal of the Day is Super Silver Blue Magoo! Super Silver Blue Magoo is a Sativa hybrid strain grown by Higher Minds Horticulture. On sale for R $15.60 / M $13 from R $16.80 / M $14, Super Silver Blue Magoo tests at 22.2% THC.

Agrestic South's Deal of the Day is Pie Face! Pie Face is an Indica hybrid strain grown by Cascade Valley Cannabis. On sale for R $8.40 / M $7 from R $9.60 / M $8, Pie Face tests at 17.7% THC.

Hell's Fire OG grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: APC (1:1 THC/CBD), Green Moon Cheese, Palpatine, Bone Daddy, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: APC (1:1 THC/CBD),  Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, and Taffie. 

Deal of the Day! 09.17.18

AC/DC flower grown by East Fork Cultivars

Agrestic North's Deal of the Day is AC/DC! AC/DC is a high CBD Sativa strain grown by East Fork Cultivars. On sale for R $9.60 / M $8 from R $10.80 / M $9, AC/DC tests at 10.4% CBD and 0.4% THC.

Agrestic South's Deal of the Day is Taffie! Taffie is an Indica hybrid strain grown by our sister farm Renegade Roots. On sale for R $6 / M $5 from R $7.20 / M $6, Taffie tests at 15.3% THC.

Hell's Fire OG grown by Renegade Roots

Renegade Hour is from 12 PM to 2PM and 7PM to 9PM everyday of the week. During Renegade Hour every strain grown by Renegade Roots is M$2 off each gram!! Currently at The Agrestic North we have the Renegade Root strains: APC (1:1 THC/CBD), Green Moon Cheese, Palpatine, Bone Daddy, and Taffie! At The Agrestic South we currently have: APC (1:1 THC/CBD),  Green Moon Cheese, Moo Moo Princess, Golden Lemons, and Taffie.